The 43 Year old, inappropriately dressed, single mother of two is shocked at her boring lack of a sex life according to LondonNet
– ‘I just don’t get men hitting on me,’ says supermodel Elle MacPherson who hasn’t had sex for two years.
The Australian supermodel and lingerie designer says she doesn’t have much luck with men.
“It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?”
Women world wide vote for giving her a smack and single mothers polled high on adding a poke in the eye.
What they didnt understand was that Elle really has to put in that extra effort because:
men are intimidated by her looks.
She said: “I just don’t get men hitting on me, but I’m a hopeless flirt. I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful’. But it doesn’t work.”
The overweening years of supermodel confidence have failed to prepare the gi-normous, slightly leathery McPherson for life in her 40s but she is using her celibate estrogen reserve powers for good not for evil. Here she’s pictured (left) with comedian Matt Lucas at the launch of Red Nose Day in a London hospital. The aim of the event is to tackle poverty and social injustice, with 40 per cent of the money raised through Red Nose Day allocated for work in Britain and 60 per cent for Africa. (AP)
This candid snap also reveals what may be the key problems in the Amazonian Australians approach to the gentler sex. Many of the pale, rotund beauties she favors are in fact cowering in fear that she may consume them with powerful swipes of her strong mechanical jaws.
photos via tv4 and telegraphindia
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