Gerard Butler is at Coachella. He’s 42 years old, he just got out of a light three-week Betty Ford stay a few months ago, and he’s consistently putting himself in situations where he’s surrounded by people who are A) drunk, B) coked-up and C) under the age of 30. Plus, I have my doubts about whether Gerard is really “sober” at this point – the tabloid reports are mixed. Some have him sober and partying, some have him “slurring and sweating profusely” while partying. And honestly, I’m still holding on to my theory that Gerard’s addiction issues are not JUST of the drugs-and-alcohol variety. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that he could be a sex addict. So guess what kind of story I have for you this morning? Gerry probably boned a random in a Coachella Porta-Potty. I think that’s the subtext here:
Gerard Butler, fresh out of rehab, has been spotted testing his willpower all over Coachella in Palm Springs this weekend. The Scottish heartthrob has remained sober at every festival soiree, but still can’t seem to control his love for the ladies. At the A/X Armani Exchange and T-Mobile Neon Carnival on Saturday, Butler made no secret of his latest target. Instead of hiding among the throngs of partygoers on the packed dance floor, Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement.
“The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.”
After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash, produced by Brent Bolthouse.
[From Page Six]
Right?!?! He totally boned the “mystery brunette” in the Porta-Potty. At the very least, he got a beej (ugh). And we’re referring to her a “mystery brunette” because Gerard probably didn’t care enough to learn her name. Gross. I’m SO over Gerry. If he wants to come out and talk honestly about his addictions – including sex addiction! – then I’ll listen. But boning girls in a Porta-Potty? For God’s sake. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS. Take her to a motel, for the love of God.
Oh, and Gerard’s maybe-probably lover Lindsay Lohan is at Coachella too. She probably brought her own Porta-Potty for her bidness. GROSS. It looks like Lohan and Butler were at several of the same events – meaning they probably hooked up. Again.
Are either of these girls the “mystery brunette”? Or is those just his friends/assistants?
Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.
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